Funnies For Friday!

TGIF! We made it! I hope everyone has had an awesome summer week and that your weather has been better than ours!

My kids have been kind of crabby this week.  I think maybe, just maybe I can blame it on the super moon we had this last Saturday & Sunday night!

Here's your funny for the week!

My husband really wanted some southern food. I made some black eye peas with our dinner. I asked my buddy if he wanted any and he says NO and then my oldest jumps in, "they like to sing and dance". I'm all what are you talking about? He's all "the Black Eyed Peas music group; like they're going to get up and boogie off your plate"!  "Dancing" peas still couldn't get my buddy to get any!

TGIF ~ Have a great sunny weekend!

Please share your kids' funnies!

Funnies

I can't believe it is finally FRIDAY!!! TGIF!  It has been a long week!  School is almost done!  My daughter gets off the bus Wednesday and she doesn't even say hi but she excitedly tells me that there are twelve days of school left!  Is this what they are teaching the kids when they return to school after Memorial Weekend, they start the countdown as to how many school days are left??!! I just think it is funny! 

This morning I took a picture of "Bambi" (a deer).  I showed it to my youngest when I got home. He excitedly told me that this is Santa's reindeer that we saw on a walk in Georgia when we lived there! The deer we saw in GA had antlers, definitely not the same!

Run Bambi, run!  I hope She doesn't become someone's lunch or dinner! Be careful out there drivers!

Have an awesome weekend!!

My Funny Friday

It has been a really long week.  My youngest started running a high fever Wednesday so I rushed him to the walk in clinic near our home right before they closed.  The doctor we saw says it's just a virus and if we see anything change to come back.  He just wants to be held and he's freezing cold but he's so hot feeling.  Thursday he has been snuggly with me and shared his not feeling good. It's been a let's get nothing done type of day!  Thank goodness for Friday! 

My daughter told me she doesn't clean her room because it keeps the monsters away from her at night while she sleeps!  When I asked her why she told me that the monsters step on the toys and hurt their feet so they can't get to her in bed while she sleeps!

Have an awesome Memorial Weekend!

Friday Funnies

I can't believe I missed posting Wednesday & Thursday!  I made the bug costume Wednesday and last night we had the play.  My baby girl handed me a handful of cotton balls right before we needed to walk out the door. I hurriedly hot glued them back on and loaded up my crew, then left. I wanted to get their early to get an actual park in the parking lot and get good seats, like the front row! That didn't happen!

Well I could have definitely used some good laughs this last week.  I swear the teenagers bring home so much drama!  This funny from my 7 year old kept me going thru the week.  We got to church late, so we are waiting for the Sacrament to finish before we go into the chapel to find seats and sit down.  We are waiting in the hall with a few others and my little girl tells me she wants to whisper something in my ear.  I bend down and she whispers in kind of a loud voice, "Mom, this is like being in an elevator full of strangers"!! I think this is one of the best funny things kids say ever!  This really made my Mother's Day!!

I hope everyone has an awesome weekend! Any big plans?

Mom's Funny For Friday!

Okay I hope you all have had an awesome week!  Recently my kids were messing around at the dinner table and I had a hard time getting their attention.  Instead of putting food on the table I told them we were going to have something extra special!!  They all became quiet real fast!

I told them we were all having mouse for dinner!!!  That got them laughing!  They still smile when using the computer or they find me working when they get home from school and want a snack!  I try to offer it again but it just doesn't satisfy their needs!

I know I rambled the other day so I will keep it short for today.  TGIF!!  Have an awesome weekend!

Friday Funnies!

I haven't posted a Friday Funny in a while!  I'm still writing in my journal Just for Funnies.  Here's a few for you!

Walking home from the bus stop,  mom is it raining? It's definitely trying to sprinkle. My little girl pipes in, the sky is trying to pee but having a hard time its just a little dribble! Kids, gotta love them!!

Since I have missed some funnies lately here's another.  This past weekend my kids hear my cell phone ringing, they run from the phone to me yelling MOMMY THE ALIEN IS CALLING!! The alien is the little green android!

I'm hoping to get some house cleaning done this weekend, sewing and who knows what else!

In light of all the bad that is happening around our country, hug your kids a little tighter, kiss your spouse and say your prayers for safety and extra comfort. Cherish every moment in your life.  Boston and Waco, you are in our thoughts and prayers.

What are you doing this weekend??

Funny Things Kids Do & Say

I am so grateful it is Friday!  It's been another long week and I am so ready to spend time with the kids and have them home from school.  Next week will be the week before Spring Break (and Easter). That means parent teacher conferences for elementary kids and half days all week!  Yikes!

I've already started to collect things for Easter.  I'll share some of my ideas for next week.

My youngest heard me tell the older kids we needed to clean the house so we can do fun things this weekend. He went into the laundry room, emptied the dryer to the couch, put the washed laundry into the dryer and then filled the washer with everything in the laundry room floor, all clothes, towels, whites, etc went in.  I had to take everything out and still need to sort it for washing!  He's been a real character lately!  He told me when he starts school in September I can't do grocery shopping without him!

My daughter got her new glasses two weeks ago.  She wears them all the time!  I'm really impressed with her and the glasses.  She will take them off her face to wipe away the sweat on her nose after running home from school and she says everything is all blurry and fuzzy!  I think she has had her glasses on more than her 14 year old brother has worn his glasses all 11 months he has had them!

Well the only big plans we have is to take the oldest shopping for his Suit he wants.  He's been dying for one!  It was on his Christmas list and we just haven't had money for it.  Finally we are going to before we never hear the end of it from him!  Hopefully we BBQ up something good too!

What are you doing this weekend?

Oranges Juiced

This morning my buddy woke up with a cough. It's sounding kinda croupy.  I gave him some toast and yogurt for breakfast. Gave him some cough medicine. Then handed him an orange to peel & eat. He just played with it. What a boy!  I told him lets make orange juice!

He squeezed the juice out of it. Then....

He squeezed the heck out of it! (Yes, his wording!)

Now he's drinking it!

We don't have a juicer, but this lime squeezer (He calls it the squeezer) does the job the rest the way.  Use whatever you have on hand to make some fresh orange juice!

And don't forget to squeeze the heck out of it!!  I guess you just had to have been there for it to be funny.

Have an awesome weekend!

What are you doing this weekend?

Another Funny Friday!

It's been another crazy, hectic day here!  The rain is pouring down and the wind is picking up!

Here's a few crazy Friday Funnies for you.

The other day I am microwaving leftovers after lunch for snack for a starving teenager.  The microwave starts making a groaning noise. The teen starts to imitate it.  I ask him are you trying to be the hungry microwave that is eating your food or the whale on Finding Nemo that is hungry!  They sounded just the same!  He told me that he was imitating the microwave because it reminded him of the whale in the movie!  Good thing the microwave can't eat the food it heats up!  Good thing my teen's tummy wasn't making the noise!  Guess you had to be there!

My oldest is helping clean up after school today.  I am getting dinner in the oven early because it is getting super windy outside and just in case the power goes out.  we have cartoons on and the conversation goes like this: do you want to stay for dinner? No answers the other character, my mother wants me to live to breakfast.  It was funny! We were watching the Disney channel.  I think it was Jessie or Shake it up.  Not sure though.

What are you doing this weekend?